Osama Bin Laden
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"FOX News sends me a paycheck every week!" -Osama Bin Laden.
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Candidacy
A relative newcomer to U.S. Politics, Osama Bin Laden is running under a Republican ticket. His strengths in the 2008 Campaign include his excellent understanding of terrorism and his tall, sleek figure.
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Staff
Bin Laden's official campaign staff have complained on numerous occasions that the media portray his campaign only in a negative light. They claim their numbers are growing, but the actual size of Osama's campaign is currently unknown.
