Ron Paul
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"I just saved money on my car insurance by switching to Ron Paul" - Alan Greenspan
Ron Paul is a Republican candidate for president who wants to bring back The Old Republic.
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Hacking Skills
Ron Paul is extremely well known for designing automated robots that roam the internet posting his name everywhere, infecting computers donating mass amounts of money to his presidential campaign (and occasionally calling Sean Hannity at 4 in the morning).
As a child hacker, back in 1988, he was denied access to any and all computers, which gave him 19 years to study economics and liberty and prepare for his role as spoiler candidate.
Who is Ron Paul?
A lot of Ron Paul supporters abuse drugs, so sometimes they forget who Ron Paul is or why they are supporting him.
Google Ron Paul
Some of the less amnesiac Ron Paul supporters have designed a new strategy in case they forget who their favorite candidate is. "Google Ron Paul" is remarkably a remarkable effective strategy because it drives record numbers of visitors to Ron Paul's site.
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4000 Baby Controversy
Ron Paul has aborted 4000 babies, although some say the number is closer to 3999.
