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Save the planet!

There’s a new trend of global cooling! Please save the planet and please turn on your stoves on all the way.

March 29th, 2007 Posted by eaglescout | environment, Truth | no comments

Terrorist father drops grenade on children while they sleep

Self-help got the better of professional blogger Steve Pavlina on March 2006 when he carefully crafted a timed grenade in his kitchen counter and set the timer to four seconds before hiding outside his children’s bedroom in an act of desperation he calls “bear-bombing”. Steve Pavlina, a self-help guru, complains he couldn’t “bear” having his children sleep past dawn.

“Then in one fluid movement, I hit the timer’s start button, open the door, and lob the bear grenade onto the bed before closing the door and diving for cover. As the bear grenade explodes with thunderous noise, I enjoy sadistic amusement at the bear’s adrenaline-fueled confusion at being forcibly roused”

Not only does Pavlina “enjoy sadistic amusement”, but the children (bears) do not instantly die. Instead they are struck with “adrenaline fueled confusion”.

Did the children survive? And perhaps more importantly, should the author be classified as a blogger or a journalist.

A one-on-one interview with our anonymous Sadism, Infanticide and Self-Help chief correspondent quotes Pavlina: “What’s the difference between Sharia Law and Capitalism? None, really. In Iraq you may divorce your wife by texting her ‘I divorce you’ 3 times. In the United States you can lose your job by the following two words: ‘You’re fired’. [sic, it’s actually 3, Steve].”

When asked to elaborate Steve said: “Does putting yourself in a position where someone else can turn off all your income just by saying two words (’You’re fired’) sound like a safe and secure situation to you?” Of course not, Steve. We’d much rather live homeless in Iraq because “Not only can we win the war in Iraq, we are winning the war in Iraq“.

Thought, Steve Pavlina’s actions are slightly questionable, I’d much rather send my children to the war (to be turned into bloody hamburger by an exploding grenade) than go myself. Especially since I’m for the war.

March 25th, 2007 Posted by eaglescout | War on blogs, Liberals, Terrorism, Iraq War | no comments

Can’t handle FOX News or Colbert

TheHill.com - Emanuel tells freshmen to avoid Stephen Colbert.

Democrats dropped the 2008 Nevada debate with FOX News because it’s too “right wing”; Now they won’t even go on Colbert Report, the moderate-Republican comedy show on Comedy Central.

Stephen Colbert studied journalism under Bill O’Reilly and mastered his interviewing techniques. Democrats are afraid to divulge their hidden connections with Al-Qaeda lobbyists. But trust me, that wouldn’t get past Colbert on a bad day.

March 25th, 2007 Posted by eaglescout | Journalism, Al-Qaeda, Liberals, Democrats | one comment

“Neoconservative” site attacks Cheney.

I was looking for neoconservative blogs and came across this sick article making fun of VP Dick Cheney.

Crooks and Liars has this priceless rebuke from Vietnam vet and former Senator Max Cleland to VP Cheney who took 5 deferments from the Vietnam draft. Most of the guys in my college dorm couldn’t get 1.

Well, guess what, idolator.net. This is just proof that VP Cheney is smarter than all your college dorm buddies. This means he is smart enough to perpetuate a war in Iraq forever. This means we will never have to fight at home (unless Cheney dies from a heart attack before then) at the cost of only 10-11 soldiers a day.

I’ll be keeping an eye on your blog very closely. Anybody who attacks Cheney is attacking our country and emboldening the terrorists. Every time you attack Cheney a blood vessel near his heart pops. If you continue to help terrorists, I will add you to my enemy blog roll along with Al-Qaeda, possibly until the war is over. You liberals sicken me.

**Update**

I have declared war on your site. I will send your domain name to Al-Qaeda. Don’t expect a response; even if I made a mistake.

March 18th, 2007 Posted by eaglescout | War on blogs, Liberals, Neoconservatives, Terrorism, Iraq War | no comments