Google offers free 2Gbit+ internet service!!!
I’m switching right away! It sequences your DNA for targeted advertising! And it’s free! Good bye Comcast! Here is how it works! and here the details! If anybody needs an invite to Google email me! I still have about 100 invites left! (If you don’t know me, I’m selling Google TiSP invites for only 10 buckaroos a month!)
Why should I switch to Google TiSP?
- It’s fast. In our testing, TiSP delivers a 10x higher flow rate than basic DSL.
- It’s FREE. No more paying hundreds of dollars a year for Internet service that doesn’t even necessarily extend to your bathroom!
- It’s good for you. Your FREE TiSP service includes a Google Toolbar-based analysis of your dietary habits and genetic predispositions, along with recommendations for healthier living.
How can Google offer this service for free?
We believe that all users deserve free, fast and sanitary online access. To offset the cost of providing the TiSP service, we use information gathered by discreet DNA sequencing of your personal bodily output to display online ads that are contextually relevant to your culinary preferences, current health status and likelihood of developing particular medical conditions going forward. Google also offers premium levels of service for a monthly fee (see below).