Why I won’t vote for Ron Paul.
Select as many as apply:
I want a president with a low IQ (I’m voting for Giuliani)
I support a police state (Giuliani)
I want a candidate who worships Bush, the worst ex-president ever (Giuliani)
I will vote for a woman even if she doesn’t stand for anything just because we can’t let countries like Indonesia be the only ones which have had a female president. (Clinton)
I only vote for candidates with disfigured faces or heavy plastic surgery. (McCain, Clinton).
I support polygamy (Giuliani) and will never vote for Paul or Romney.
I hate ferrets (Giuliani)
I want to outlaw jaywalking and torture jaywalkers in this country (Giuliani)
I want to outlaw videogames, especially if they are violent (Clinton).
I have no understanding of right and wrong (Giuliani, Romney, Tancredo).
I like killing innocent civilians and interfering wth other countries (Bush [write-in])
I support terrorism (Giuliani, Bush [write-in], Romney).
I am an ignorant bastard (Tancredo, Giuliani)
I just want a black president, even if he is not 51% black (Obama).
I don’t want to know what my candidate stands for until after the elections (Clinton, Obama).
I hate my country and want it destroyed by the hatred of our old allies (Bush [write-in], Giuliani, Bolton [write-in])
I like Osama Bin Laden. It makes for entertaining news! (Bush [write-in], Giuliani)
We can’t forget 9/11, 9-11, 9.11, September 11, nine-eleven, … (Giuliani)
I want all internet communications controlled by the government, and I don’t mind being labelled a terrorist (Gingrich).
My ideal government is a police state (Giuliani, Gingrich)
Terror alerts give me an adrenaline rush (Giuliani, Bush [write-in], Gingrich).
I am a terrorist (Giuliani, Bush [write-in], Gingrich]
I am Osama Bin Laden (Giuliani, Bush [write-in], Gingrich)
I enjoy self-inflicted wounds (Giuliani, Bush [write-in], Gingrich)
I support the Daily Show and the Colbert Report, and they need material (Giuliani, Bush [write-in], Clinton, Tancredo, Al Gore [write-in], Bolton [write-in]).
I love fear-mongers (Bush [write-in], Giuliani, Al Gore).
We must win the war on FIRE!
I hide behind patriotism (Giuliani, Bush [write-in], McCain)
I want an illiterate idiot for president (Giuliani, Bush [write-in])
We can accelerate the arrival of the second-coming! (Bush [write-in], Giuiliani])
I love the idea of a new draft, especially with all the explosive new developments! (Edwards)
I’m too lazy to learn Spanish or get a job (Tancredo)
I want a W clone who can pretend - through acting - he isn’t one (Thompson)
Also because:
Ron Paul, like our founding fathers, is an extremist.
After 8 years of experience, Bush might make a good president, yet!
I’d like to use the constitution as toilet paper, given the chance.
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Comment by artur oczko | June 3rd, 2007
AWESOME!!
Comment by kcurtis | June 5th, 2007
I won’t vote for Dr Paul because I like the idea that I have a “Big Brother.” You know, I feel like I need someone to make sure that I do the right things, and tells me that I’m lucky to be free.
Comment by JMatthews | June 7th, 2007
Keep ‘em coming eaglescout, this is great stuff!
Comment by C.M. | June 22nd, 2007
That’s hilarious!!!
However, sometimes I have to wonder if Ron Paul or ANY
Constitutionalist will be capable of saving America, no matter how much better they are than the likes of Hillary or Obama.
Here’s a link to an article written about Chuck Baldwin during the last election. Pretty interesting:
http://www.missiontoisrael.org/constitutionalist.php
Comment by Joel Lemieux | June 29th, 2007
I use to have compassion for individuals who were “brainwashed” by the likes of “Rudi McRomney” and cousin “Freddie”… However, now I can only feel sorry for them..
Leadership is Action Through *Example Not Position…
(It is not a position of power nor being in the right place at the right time, neither define leadership).
It is defined by setting the example through taking action on such Leadership Traits as Truthfulness! Honesty! Fidelity!
Ron Paul Has Acted Admirably On All These Leadership Traits:
“Truthfulness” first and foremost… Then: Principle, Integrity, Honesty,* Fidelity (to their oaths), Honor, Virtue, Compassion, Courage, Vision, Wisdom and Faith.
http://leadership2008.bravehost.com
Comment by tovorinok | July 4th, 2007
Hi
Great book. I just want to say what a fantastic thing you are doing! Good luck!
Bye
Comment by dj41326 | July 9th, 2007
I won’t vote for Ron Paul because he will just be another Ross Perot. Is it a coincidence the their initials are the same?
Comment by Marco | July 16th, 2007
at least he’s running under the Republican ticket so he won’t split the vote this time.
Comment by Ed | July 18th, 2007
He is Anti Gay, Pro religion in goverment, and way too far to the right. This guy is forcing religion on America. His religion.
No way I will give up my freedon to him.
Comment by lol | September 15th, 2007
its a president not a dictator just because someone is religious doesnt mean he’ll make you religious too ed or force it on you. the point of this countries creation was for that.