Nanny Giuliani
Nanny Giuliani (AKA Julie Nanny)
Rudy wants to be your nanny and tell you what to do. He hates your freedoms.
He’ll slam the cookie jar on your hand.
He’ll put your ferret to sleep and cook it for dinner.
He’ll spank you* when you don’t finish your ferret.
He’ll force you to sleep at 9:11 every night.
He’ll scare you with WTC stories so you won’t leave your room.
(And there’s a terrorist in your closet).
He makes your friends take off their shoes at home to check for shoe-bombs.
He beats you* and tortures when your RFID chip is not functional**
He dresses and speaks like Mrs. Doubtfire when he invites Trump over.
He warns you there will be another 9/11 if you are not good.
He won’t shut up about 9/11 even for the 9 minutes and 11 seconds you are allowed to watch TV***
He’ll punish you* for writing in Arabic numerals.
He once locked your friend Gibran in your ferret cage and threatened to waterboard him until he admitted he hated your freedoms.
*With a mangled 9/11 beam.
**Because you might not be you.
***You are only allowed to watch FOX news; and commercials count.
References:
Right-wing Authoritarianism
http://en.wikipedia.org/wi
Anti-social personality disorder
http://en.wikipedia.org/wi
Authoritarianism
http://en.wikipedia.org/wi
Comment by Rudy Giuliani Sucks | October 4th, 2007
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