Vote for your favorite Rudy slogan; he really needs your help!
1. Rudy: His kids hate him, but your kids hate you too
2. Rudy: When fire fighters in your own city hate you, they must be terrorists
3. Rudy : Because 9/11 happened on that fateful day of 9/11. Let’s not forget 9/11. 9/11″
4. Rudy: Respect my AuthoritAY” (Eric Cartman knockoff)
5. Rudy: Ignorance is bliss
6. Rudy: Now available in Woman Form!
7. Rudy: Death to Ferrets
Youtube: Tucker on Giuliani’s hatred of ferrets / Ferrets for Freedom
8. Rudy: War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Ignorance is Strength
8. Rudy: When God won’t even let you talk at the debates, you know you’re right!”
9. Rudy: Who cares about freedom anyway?”
10. Rudy: Strong where it counts! Just ask his cousin
11. Rudy: *Godfather music playing in background* “you wouldn’t want nothin’ bad to happen to your city, now would ya?
12. Rudy: Is Rudy going to have to divorce a bitch?
13. Rudy: America’s mayor, because NY hates him
14. Rudy: He’ll marry the war on terror so it will be over in 2 years!
15. Rudy: Because Bush didn’t go far enough
16. Rudy: Because he’ll TRIPLE Guantanamo. Doubling is for pussies.
17. Rudy: “It’s about time law enforcement got as organized as organized crime.”
18. Rudy: Because if it doesn’t start with a 9 and end with an 11, its not important
19. Rudy: “Thank God George Bush is our President!”
20. Rudy: Because the dress does fit.
21. Rudy: Because taking shits on the constitution is fun.
22. Rudy: Give me your freedoms. I’ll keep them safe for you.
23. Rudy: Because we look upon authority too often and focus over and over again, for 30 or 40 or 50 years, as if there is something wrong with authority. We see only the oppressive side of authority. Maybe it comes out of our history and our background. What we don’t see is that freedom is not a concept in which people can do anything they want, be anything they can be. Freedom is about authority. Freedom is about the willingness of every single human being to cede to lawful authority a great deal of discretion about what you do.
24. Rudy: because the constitution now comes in two-ply
25. Rudy: 9/11
26. Rudy: We have nukes!
27. Rudy: They have nukes!
28. Rudy: On to Iran! We will be greeted as liberators!
29. Rudy ‘12: On to Syria and Sudan!
30. Rudy ‘12: “Im sorry.”
31. Rudy ’16: Rudy 16: Yeah, I can run again
32. Rudy 08: Endorsed by former mayor Penguin!
Mayor Penguin / Penguin Giuliani
33. Rudy: Ferrets are terrorists too
34. Rudy ‘08: A vote to end all votes!
35. Rudy: Because Polygamy isn’t reserved for Mitt and the Mormons.
36. Rudy: “There is something deranged about you. … The excessive concern you have for ferrets is something you should examine with a therapist. … There is something really, really very sad about you. … This excessive concern with little weasels is a sickness. … You should go consult a psychologist. … Your compulsion about—your excessive concern with it is a sign that there is something wrong in your personality. … You have a sickness, and I know it’s hard for you to accept that. … You need help.”
37. Rudy: You need help.
38. Rudy: Freedom is about authority.
Sex is about rape.
Childhood is about patricide.
39. Rudy: Because America needs to rule the world.
40. Rudy: Because I said so.
41. Rudy: Because free speech is overrated.
42. Rudy: “I have you wife and child here with me. If you want to ever see them alive again, you’ll vote for me! Got it?!”
43. Rudy: Because they hate us for our freedom. Get rid of our freedoms, get rid of the hate.
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