Rudy Giuliani is a retard
All he talks about is 9/11. You know why? Because that’s his entire platform. He pretends he is tough on terror, but he is weak. He hasn’t read the 9/11 Commission Report, and he doesn’t know what blowback is.
He claims the nation will be str
onger with a Republican in power, especially him. Yet, he’s got nothing to back that up with. What exactly does Giuliani know about terrorism?
His children hate him. NY Firefighters hate him. Ferrets hate him. Ferret poop hates him. Jaywalkers hate him. The American Psychological Association hates him. His wives hate him. His children hate him. NY Bus drivers hate him. TouchingYou guy hates him. The first amendment hates him.
Did you know terrorists can use RFID chips to blow up Americans? All they need is a RF receiver linked to an explosive device. Then they can target Americans carrying REAL IDs or the new American passports.
Now the terrorists can track you.
What a genius!
Did you know his children hate him? I’m not surprised because he contradicts himself every time he speaks.
“Dad, are you coming to my graduation?”
“No son, I have to battle terrorists today.”
“Good, I was going to ask you not to come.”
“Actually, I’ll be there with your third stepmother.”
“What about the terrorists?”
“That’s OK. When they attack us, my ratings go up.”
(Source: detailed random imagery that popped into my head).
So why write this article? It’s not an article. It’s a plea to all retards (probably not you, dear reader) begging them not to vote.
“Freedom is about Authority” - Rudy Giuliani.