Mitt-flopping: 4 out of 10 Romney supporters support Romney.
Out of 10,000; 4,000 voted. Romney has only 40% support among his own supporters. What does this mean?
It means 4 out of 10 Romney supporters support Romney. Or maybe 60% flip-flopped once they got on the bus.
There is a new name for this phenomenon: Mitt-flopping.
Romney is still considering whether he will run as a conservative or as an Islamic terrorist. 5 out of 4 Fox News pundits believe there is no answer to this question. On the issue Romney says:
“If Guantanamo triples in size, it might be a comfortable place to live… So it’s a difficult question, whether I’ll run as an Islamic terrorist, or not. Of course, I can always change my mind afterward, if I do not enjoy the enhanced showers (waterboarding).”
Famous Mitt-Floppers include, Mitt Romney, John Kerry, sleazy used-car salesmen and Iowa voters.