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If DubLi executives “Did it”

Osama Bin Laden and Adolf Hitler endorse DubLi.

(Press Release) Tuesday, December 23, 2008, Scottsdale, AZ – Osama Bin Laden and Adolf Hitler endorse DubLi.

I ran various Danish MLMs to the ground. Of course, we formed limited liability companies, so we money-laundered first, declared bankruptcy second.
- Michael Hansen, DubLi CEO.

You need honest-looking people. Clean-cut. Wear a suit. You can sell anything.
- Dean Mannheimmer, DubLi USA Country Manager.

I have so many fond memories. Ubifone, PlayPlex, DubLi. Those damn Singaporeans caught on quickly though.
- Carlos Oestby, Exiled DubLi Executive.

Finanzas Forex did cost me my delicious Spanish girlfriend when I was reported by the AMF. But here in Panama and Colombia, there’s always seconds. ¡Ay, mamacitas! ahora no, ¿Que no ven que estoy escribiendo?
- Santi Fuentes, Former DubLi Spain Country Manager, currently under investigation.

Yes, there’s a high turn-over rate, but at any given time we have about 50 loyal distributors. They pay us to advertise DubLi. And when the boat sinks, they’ll go down with it. But I can’t take responsibility for that attitude; they were brainwashed by every scam before they came to DubLi.
- Preben Westergaard, Senior DubLi consultant, former CEO.

Is DubLi just a scam? No, DubLi is an opportunity of a lifetime with 72 virgins. Click on my link. I’ll get you free credits.
- Osama Bin Laden, Bronze DubLi-Network Associate.

Was für ein Glück für die Regierenden von DubLi, dass die Menschen nicht denken.
- Adolf Hitler

December 23rd, 2008 Posted by Insidious | Bankruptcy, Fraud, Satire, Terrorism | 6 comments

6 Responses to “If DubLi executives “Did it””

  1. ROFL, you’ve made my day. Even the German is correct, not like in most US movies.

  2. Are you intentionally trying to get these guys to come after you? It’s an interesting tactic but what if you’re wrong? These quotes are funny but they can’t be true.

  3. You’re right. Dubli is a scam. More than 90% of the money spent on auctions is spent by business associates. No normal person would log on to Dubli in the hope of winning a gold bar through a complex reverse auction. It appears money is being spent but it is only the money from the BA themselves. Poor fools.

  4. Dubli is a scam. It’s shopping traffic is low. A local Best Buy store is bigger than European dubli. Amazing that people are still swallowing it. There’s a fool in every crowd.

  5. It is now November, 2009 & DubLi just went public. The concept is solid and people getting involved are anything but stupid. It’s getting bigger all the time.

    This time I think that you are wrong. mel@melkaye.com for those who want to address me directly.

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