The Dorito Diet for Cancer
In this article we reveal the cure for cancer that Kevin Trudeau and Bill Henderson don’t want you know.
The following statements have not been evaluated by the FDA.
Abstract
In the first double-blind study, we tested intravenous infusions of Fiery Habanero Doritos with Saline (FHD+S), Four Cheese Doritos with Saline (FCD+S), Blue-Corn Tortilla Chips (BCTC+S), and Plain Old Corn Tortilla Chips (POCTC+S).
Our results, which we hid under our mattress, indicated that the Doritotoxins in the Fiery Habanero Doritos, but not the FCD+S, BCTC+S, and POCTC+S varieties have strong anti-cancer properties.
Doritophytols were found to act as oxidants and mutagens. These doritotoxins mediated inflammatory effects and enhanced cyclooxygenase and hydroperoxidase functions (promotion activity); In addition, doritophytols appeared to act exclusively on cancer cells. These data suggest that Doritophytol, a common constituent of the human diet, merits investigation as a potential cancer apoptotic agent in humans.
The good news about the Dorito Diet for Cancer is that there is no need to listen to Kevin Trudeau’s infommercials on coral calcium and pH levels.
The Dorito Diet is very simple to follow:
1 daily 12 oz. bag of Fiery Habanero Doritos supplemented with whatever else you want to eat.
8 glasses of water a day (or your favorite soda).
*Please note Coke and Pepsi may interfere with the Doritotoxic effects of Doritos, so eat your Doritos at least 12 hours before or after ingesting any Cokesoids or Pepsoids.
Some side effects may include physical and psychological addiction, craving Ben and Jerry’s ice-cream, and temporary loss of appetite.
Overdose of Doritophytes usually results in moderate nausea and discomfort, which should be treated with more Doritos.
The author, Gavin Quester, who will turn 27 years old next year has lived 26 years cancer-free under the Dorito Diet.
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