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If DubLi executives “Did it”

I ran various Danish MLMs to the ground. Of course, we formed limited liability companies, so we money-laundered first, declared bankruptcy second.

- Michael Hansen, DubLi CEO.

December 23rd, 2008 Posted by Insidious | Bankruptcy, Fraud, Satire, Terrorism | 6 comments

Michael Hansen DubLi Bankruptcy?

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November 6th, 2008 Posted by Insidious | Analysis, Bankruptcy, Extreme Spin, Intellectual Dishonesty, Lies, No Spin At All, Poll, Satire, Truth | 2 comments

Ron Paul team creates artificial intelligence

A series of electronic footprints residing in computer servers around the world pointed to Ron Paul’s campaign’s headquarters. The mostly unpaid team is charged with sending mass campaign emails and creating self-sufficient robots that have populated the internet.
Astrophysicist Stephen Hawkins’ wheelchair was among those hijacked in the process. “The on-board computer on my wheelchair suddenly [...]

October 31st, 2007 Posted by eaglescout | 2008 Election, Ron Paul, Satire, Technology | no comments

Ron Paul’s Digg Fame

What’s with all the Ron Paul articles on Digg?
1. Ron Paul supporters are addicted to Ron Paul. They can’t help getting high on diggs.
2. The internet is unregulated. The free market has chosen Ron Paul.
3. Giuliani eats babies.
4. The terrorists can only bury so many Ron Paul articles before their fingers cramp-up.
5. The terrorists haven’t [...]

September 2nd, 2007 Posted by Insidious | Ron Paul, Satire, Truth | no comments

American Trucks Begin Crossing Border Saturday! Now gringos, terrorists, can enter Mexico, too!

MEXICO, Federal District. August 31st, 2007
The first American trucks will begin crossing the border, confirming deeply held fears in Mexico that Mexican sovereignty has been lost. Juan Martínez says, “Terrorists were exclusive to the [United States] but now with the open borders, terrorists can come to Mexico too!”
“What will be of our jobs, now?” [...]

August 31st, 2007 Posted by Insidious | Analysis, Commentary, Satire | one comment

Mitt-flopping: 4 out of 10 Romney supporters support Romney.

Out of 10,000; 4,000 voted. Romney has only 40% support among his own supporters. What does this mean?
It means 4 out of 10 Romney supporters support Romney. Or maybe 60% flip-flopped once they got on the bus.
There is a new name for this phenomenon: Mitt-flopping.
Romney is still considering whether he will run as a conservative [...]

August 13th, 2007 Posted by eaglescout | 2008 Election, Politics, Satire, Truth | no comments

Satire: Reasons to join the military.

As a follow up on military service people being “heroes” and all…
These are some reasons to join the military:
for honor
for country
for money
free tuition
travel abroad
“blow shit up”
because you hate brown people
because you hate Muslims
because you think you are going to do something good for our country
because you are politically illiterate
because you want to kill people
for the [...]

August 10th, 2007 Posted by VoiceOfReason | Al-Qaeda, Analysis, Blowback, Commentary, Freedom, Iraq War, Military, No Spin At All, Satire, Truth, nine-eleven | 60 comments

Vote for your favorite Rudy slogan; he really needs your help!

1. Rudy: His kids hate him, but your kids hate you too
2. Rudy: When fire fighters in your own city hate you, they must be terrorists
3. Rudy : Because 9/11 happened on that fateful day of 9/11. Let’s not forget 9/11. 9/11″
4. Rudy: Respect my AuthoritAY” (Eric Cartman knockoff)
5. Rudy: Ignorance is bliss
6. Rudy: Now [...]

July 17th, 2007 Posted by eaglescout | 2008 Election, Freedom, No Spin At All, Satire, Truth | no comments

Vote Rudy Mussolini !

Click on the picture to enlarge.
Vote Giuliani / Hitler ‘08 !
Photo taken by Matt Estlund on 7/12/07 at Giuliani Headquarters.

July 12th, 2007 Posted by eaglescout | Satire, Truth | 2 comments

Nanny Giuliani

Nanny Giuliani (AKA Julie Nanny)
Rudy wants to be your nanny and tell you what to do. He hates your freedoms.
He’ll slam the cookie jar on your hand.
He’ll put your ferret to sleep and cook it for dinner.
He’ll spank you* when you don’t finish your ferret.
He’ll force you to sleep at 9:11 every night.
He’ll scare you [...]

June 30th, 2007 Posted by eaglescout | 2008 Election, Neoconservatives, Satire, Terrorism | one comment